Official DKC Returns Hype Thread!

[EpicGyllynn]

Well, to each his own, but in all honesty I've NEVER played a Game as perfect as Super Mario Galaxy 2. EVER. If there has ever been a Game that came close to perfection, it was Super Mario Galaxy 2.

[SMBBQ]

I say this all the time, SMG2 was a great game. Seriously, one of my favorites. But SMG was better. It's all opinion.

Seriously though, I think I like DKCR more than DKC3, and that was my favorite of the originals.

[EpicGyllynn]

Me too, Donkey Kong Country Returns easily beats out the originals. Eat your Heart out, RareWare, lol!

[SMBBQ]

While I don't like Kinect, I don't think you should insult Rare.

Watch this, you weren't, and I'm just a fanboy who took what you said too far...

[EpicGyllynn]

...Yeah, kind of. I liked RareWare's work, prior to Banjo-Tooie, it seems like after that their work started getting worse. But my comment was just a joke, Rare was beastin' it up with DKC.

[SMBBQ]

Oh man, guys. You're all gonna have fun playing the Time Trials.

Here's a hint: ROLL, ROLL, THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[Le Mario Bro]

...Press Z or R twice...?

[kingkoopa]

Do I really have to say it...

ROB: INCOMING ENEMY FROM THE LEFT

FOX: I can't dodge him

Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL

Fox: WHAT

Peppy: Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!Barrel roll!

Fox: Got it...

[SMBBQ]

Alright, the game really is tough. I must've lost around 9,001 lives (Don't even bother saying). The stuff you unlock with the Puzzle Pieces are really cool, though.

[kingkoopa]

So... how many Jiggies have you got at this point?

[SMBBQ]

Well, the "Jiggies" unlock concept art for the game (all of which is really cool). There's a few in each level, and...

Okay, I wasn't counting. Let's just say lots. Anybody else?

[kingkoopa]

I just saw the ending cutscene. The only thing I can say without spoiling too much is... FALCOOOOOOOOON PAAAAWWWWWWWWWNCH!

[SMBBQ]

It was over-the-top, but it made me laugh, and that's good.

Once it's been out a month or so, I'll probably reveal my theories concerning the game in one big topic.

[Koopalmier]

Do you think the Moon shown in DKCR is one of the 6 moons that orbit the Mushroom Earth in SMG2 ?
Do you think its size means it's just a small, random moon (kind of like the one where you battle Raphael the Raven in YI, or all the small ones that are in his castle) or that its size is just to make it more cartoon-y (in which case it could be one of the "major" moons, the ones we see in SMG2) ?
Do you think Captain Falcon could sue DK for copyrights infrigement ?

oh, oops, spoilers, lol

[SMBBQ]

Once again, soon I'll make a thread encompassing all of that, and more. I just wanted to avoid spoilers for awhile. So much for that, though...

[Koopalmier]

Spoilers: DK punches the Moon and then there's banana rain.

An obvious reference to Tay Zonday.

[Le Mario Bro]

They Tikis brought all the bananas to the moon?

[Koopalmier]

Nope, but DK defeated them by Farukkon Pawnching teh Moon against his own island. Then the volcano (which was filled with bananas) went ka-boom and teh Moon went back to where it was, while bananas were raining.

Gah, just watch the cutscene on Youtube already ! I'm too tired to think rationally.

[SMBBQ]

Seriously Koopalmier, no more spoilers!

[Koopalmier]

Spoilers ? In a game with no plot and barely any story ? It's like saying "Peach is saved by Mario at the end of SMG2" is a spoiler. At the best, saying the name of levels and what they contain are spoilers.