Post by magikoopa189 on Dec 12, 2011 18:07:27 GMT -5
I am going to post some hilarious Omegle chats I've had. Feel free to add.
The Pedophile
(I trick a guy into revealing himself as a pedophile. Used Cleverbot for some responses.)
You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I am 29 M U?
You: 13
Stranger: M/F?
You: Then.
Stranger: are you F?
You: Yes.
Stranger: what's your name?
You: I already told you.
Stranger: not yet
You: Yes. I did.
Stranger: when?
You: Just now.
Stranger: name?
You: I want to know your name.
Stranger: buddy
Stranger: U?
You: Ily.
Stranger: do you like personal questions?
You: Yes I do
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: No.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: when did you do it for the first time?
You: I've only been awake for 5 hours.
Stranger: did you just have sex?
You: Yes.
with your boyfriend?
You: No.
Stranger: who?
You: Jasmine.
Stranger: are you lesbian?
You: Yes.
Stranger: is it nice to have a sex with a girl?
You: Yes.
Stranger: how did you do it?
You: How did I do what?
Stranger: sex with a girl
Stranger: fisting?
You: Yes! I love existing, it's my favorite passtime.
Stranger: don't you like a *bop*?
You: Of course I do, and so I though it wouldn't be fair to have a favorite song.
You: Do you want to meet somewhere?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: If you want
You: Is after school okay?
Stranger: where?
You: What will we do?
Stranger: anything you want
You: Can we have sex?
Stranger: how
You: vaginal?
Stranger: okay
The Pedophile
(I trick a guy into revealing himself as a pedophile. Used Cleverbot for some responses.)
You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I am 29 M U?
You: 13
Stranger: M/F?
You: Then.
Stranger: are you F?
You: Yes.
Stranger: what's your name?
You: I already told you.
Stranger: not yet
You: Yes. I did.
Stranger: when?
You: Just now.
Stranger: name?
You: I want to know your name.
Stranger: buddy
Stranger: U?
You: Ily.
Stranger: do you like personal questions?
You: Yes I do
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: No.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: when did you do it for the first time?
You: I've only been awake for 5 hours.
Stranger: did you just have sex?
You: Yes.
with your boyfriend?
You: No.
Stranger: who?
You: Jasmine.
Stranger: are you lesbian?
You: Yes.
Stranger: is it nice to have a sex with a girl?
You: Yes.
Stranger: how did you do it?
You: How did I do what?
Stranger: sex with a girl
Stranger: fisting?
You: Yes! I love existing, it's my favorite passtime.
Stranger: don't you like a *bop*?
You: Of course I do, and so I though it wouldn't be fair to have a favorite song.
You: Do you want to meet somewhere?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: If you want
You: Is after school okay?
Stranger: where?
You: What will we do?
Stranger: anything you want
You: Can we have sex?
Stranger: how
You: vaginal?
Stranger: okay
