Mario Bros Association (more of a bio)

[Your Buddy Bill]

The MBA is of my own creation.
It started quite some time ago. Bowser had created a formula to make some of his minions much smarter. He decided to test it on a Bullet Bill, because it would be easy to destroy the bullet bill if things didnt work out. The bullet bill far exceeded Bowser's expectations, but something was off. It had gotten a sense of justice, as well as the abilit to regenerate after exploding. Bowser dealt with it the best he could. Meanwhile, the bullet bill, going by Bill, secretly stole the formula and duplicated it. Once, however, he had to flush it down a toilet, as Bowser walked in at that moment. (Bill claimed to be looking at the plumbing) When it came out of the sewer pipe, it hit a Torpedo Ted, who instantly gained sentience, regeneration, out-of-water flight, and a wicked sense of humor. Calling himself Ted, he traced it up through the sewers until he came out of Bowser's toilet, where a very surprised Bill and Bowser were arguing about the merits of hiring the Mario Bros to fix the plumbing. "Yo." said Ted. Bowser responded "Okay, I guess he was clogging the pipe. Jeez, minion, you nearly cost me a couple hundred in plumbing costs!" In response, Ted gave Bowser the middle finger, before flying out the window. Several days later, Bill formally left Bowser's army. He met up with Ted, and proposed his idea for a group dedicated to making sure that justice always wins.
Current member list (bios will follow in other posts)
Bill: Bullet Bill
Ted: Torpedo Ted
Skellobob: Skellobomber
Buster: Buster Beetle
Bandario: Big bandit; several more levels and he will be a Badge Bandit
Booster: Boo
Eevan: Eerie
Potted Ghose (pronounced gho-ze, like the name jose): Potted Ghost
Ravenario: Raven
Toadio:Toad with black spotted cap
Swivel: Swampire
Fuzzian: Gold Fuzzy
Longadave: Longadile
Bombay: Para-bob-omb (a bobomb with wings)
Harley: Harlequin
Poundetty: Poundette
B-2013 Beau: Machine-made Bowyer
Aaron: Aero
Arantularry: Arantula
Mayzee Dayzee: Amazy Dayzee
Pile Drigor: Pile Driver (not the micro goomba, but an unused smrpg enemy)
Lumblogan: Lumbler
Cleftin: Iron Cleft
An unnamed gray octoomba
An electro blooper
Dr. Freezegore: Dr. Freezegood
Lakilexi: lakitu
CopT.J.: Copta
Warpidoug: warpid
Magiblack: a dark-gray magiblot
Chompinick: a chain chomp
Bluffin: a Boo Mans Bluff
Puffio: a Ruff Puff
Puniex: a black Puni
Thwompio: a Thwomp
Trompio: a Spiny Tromp
Whompio: a Whomp
Walrussel: an unused walruss creature from Super Marios Wacky Worlds, which was never released.
?????: A blue reptilian skull seen in the FG of a jungle level in SMWW
Ioni: a Mr. I
Sobarribob: a Sobarribad
Yuxio: an X-Yux
Jellion: a Georgette Jelly
Schlorren: a schlorp
Slimichal: a slime
Slugario: Sluggy
Cherbio: cherbil
Spunio: a spunia
Squoinkio: a squoinker
Octovario: an octovader
Emberay: a phantom ember
Muthio: a muth
Batadio: a batadon
Tokotario: a tokotoko
Invisigreg: an invisighoul
Balloonio: a Boo Balloon from YI
Jujuber: a Juju
Strawally: a straw head
Raddishaq: a Raddish
Kriffidus: a Kriffid
Lt. Guy: a Shy guy
Gigabane: a Gigabite
Fangary: a Fang
Piranhald: a Ghost Piranha
Munchuck: a Black Muncher
Shroobio: a shroob
Hotheddy: a hothead
Montim: a monty mole
Megim: a mega mole
Zoingario: a Zoing-oing
Blastara: a Blastboxer
Gawben: a Gawbus
Screamio: a member of Screamy's species, called Screamers
Hooligone: a Hooligon
Fotio: a Foton
Freezario: a Freezy
Rexor: a rex
Cobralph: a cobrat
Debullard: a Debull
Pokeymaniac: a mentally deranged Pokey, he has been known to grow as many as 30 segments and proceed to hurl them all off at high speed in random directions; he uses a tornado-like motion to build the power.
Bristla: a Dark Bristle
Boo Blahk: a Boo Blah
Ninjeremy: a Ninjerry
Sackito: a Sackit
Flutterby: a Flutter
Hogarythm: a Hogarithm
Snailicain: a Snailicorn
Koopeleo: a Gold Koopeleon
Crawayne: a Dark Craw

Current number of full members: 88


This list will be updated as more members join.

[Your Buddy Bill]

Poundetty, B-2013 Beau, and Aaron:

In Smithy's factory, there was a commotion. A machine made bowyer, serial # B-2013, had slain a squad of ninjas. The cause was determined to be a flawed personality matrix that caused a strong sense of justice and good. This sense had also rubbed off on it's first Aero, who's serial number is extremely long and has no bearing whatsoever on the story. However, the mostly-assembled (just an armor plate was off) Bowyer re-activated, which was strange as every plate has a cable of the main power system through it to prevent malfunctioning Machine Mades from activating in Maintenance and slaying the repair crews. The reason was also discovered, but not before the Bowyer slew some 27 ninjas and dismantled countless other machine mades sent to stop it. There was a new secondary cable that ran through the power center and provided power even if it was turned off. They also found a self-repair and restart system unlike any other. Several days later, it was learned that a Poundette had found a strange new component and attatched it without authorization. The component was the self-repair system. However, this component had come from a GOOD robot, and as such, rewrote the personality matrix to correspond to it's pre-programmed settings. The poundette was fired. Intent on revenge, it tracked B-2013, who began calling itself Beau, and its partner Aaron, until it got to the Association HQ in a sub-basementof Peach's Castle, where Bill made a proposition. Instead of resorting to mindless anger, which wouldn't repair the poundettes shattered, purposeless existance, Bill proposed it join the Association. It is still a member to this day.

[Le Mario Bro]

*sees huge number of members, and jaw drops*

How big is Peach's Basement?!

*remembers M&L: PiT*

Wait... Don't answer that...

[Your Buddy Bill]

Oh yeah! I forgot the list of semi members, who arent true members because of ethics arguments or publicity issues!
The Black Hand was a similar, older group that was destroyed when Dimento hit their base with a meteor. The following semi members were once part of the black hand:
Bandez: Black bandit with dark gray details
Larsonist: Red Pyromaniac bandit
Nytson: Dark gray bandit with black details and red mask details. Suspected to be from a shadow reality due to his colors and sadistic experiments.
Koopess: Koopatrol from Shadow Reality, as such shares Nytsons color scheme.
Chowma: a Chomp Chomp with black teeth.
Gash: a black Gigabite with red eyes, possibly from the Shadow Reality
Kirablast: a black w/ dark gray details Zeus Guy who specializes in the races famous energy ball attack.
Freebole: a dark gray Zeus Guy with a black Little Mouser Theif mask and black markings on his shoulders and arms. He has mastered the martial arts prowess his kind is famous for.
Axel: a dark grey Boo with a Little Mouser's theif mask. A tech expert.


The rest of the associates follow:
Trasher: a standard sized gray bro called a Junk Bro
Thrasher: a sledge-bro-sized silver bro called a Blade Bro
Thunder: a standard sized yellow bro called a Thunder Bro. The three formed their own glitz pit team as a response to Hamma, Bamma, and Flare
The Gray Leecher: a giant, gray grim leecher.
Hades Guy: a black Zeus Guy with purple details. Essentially the only Dark Zeus Guy in existance.
Shortstack: A red bones who has gone rouge from Dry Bowser. He is now in the Glitz Pit, as Shortstack AKA The Dude With The 'Tude
Johnson: an X-Naut who abandoned his post in Rougeport after learning of Grodus's true motives.
The Dayzee Heroes: Bio: Some minions of Bowser, actually brainwashed to work for Bleck, massacred an entire tribe of Dayzees in horrible ways. One group was dumped in a volcano; the survivor gained fire breath and became known as Blazee Dayzee. Another group was dumped in a misty swamp, where all but one were killed by the numerous pits hidden under the muck. The survivor gained an obscuring mist ability, and became known as Hayzee Dayzee. A third group was dosed with lethal amounts of tranquilizer; the survivor became Layzee Dayzee, who can effectively use the Pokemon move Rest. The fourth and final group was slain with laser weapons; the survivor gained laser vision and doesnt have to blink. He is Gazee Dayzee. The four now help the Association prevent future massacres.
Tap-Tap the Golden (tap tap the red nose singed golden and immune to lava) and The Bouldergeist: No one knows why these two are included in the list, though rumor has it that Bowser fired the near-invincible Tap Tap the Golden after even he failed to stop Yoshi in YI.

This list will get larger as more associates (semi members) are added.

If you have an idea, feel free to post it! Your character may become a part of the MBA!

[Le Mario Bro]

OMG IT'S JOHNSON!

Being the Paper Mario nerd that I am, (as you probably heard,) this pleases me greatly.

[Your Buddy Bill]

Very yes! Since EVERY X-naut present had a ? over their heads when Crump called for Johnson, it logically follows that Johnson has abandoned his post!