Ongoing story

[Toomai]

"...to know where you put the Senoir Shrooboid's stomach acid!" said Mario.
"Tough!" yelled Wario. "It's-a a gonezo! Vanished! Turned into pretty, pretty moolah!"
Mario sighed. "Who'd you sell it to?"
"Oh, some random Boo. Why d'you care?"
Mario decided to find this Boo. "Okay. Thanks!" He left.
Wario shrugged. "What a loser. That Boo's probably...

A. ...at Spiral Mountain by now!"
B. ...way over at Dry Dry Ruins!"
C. ...never gona be seen again!"

[shadowgoomba]

...never gonna be seen again! I've done business with Boos before. As soon as they get that one extra-special thing, their life is complete and they live in suclusion forever, only coming out to scare someone for a split-second," said Wario.
Bowser finally crashed in and noticed the wreckage.
"Woah. What happened here? Well, never mind that! You, Snorio, tell me where I can find this rare thing I heard about?" pushed Bowser.
"Oh not you too! Mario's after it. I sold it to some Boo in Boo Woods," said Wario.
"That Mario! Does his greed ever cease? Speaking of which, what is the most valuable thing you own?" asked Bowser.
"Oh no, Bowser is going to steal from me! Well whatever you do, don't take that cardboard box in the corner," said Wario.
"This one? Why is that, it just looks like an ordinary empty box," said Bowser.
"But it's not! Put it on your bed, and wish for any physical thing you want, and it will give it to you," explained Wario.
"Really? I could have endless riches! Hey, thanks Wario! You're not so good after all!" Bowser said as he stuffed the box in his Koopa Klown Kopter and flew off.
"Moron," muttered Wario.
Meanwhile...
"Dang, I forgot-a to ask which-a place the Boo was at! He could-a be anywhere!" Mario said.
Mario felt his cell phone move. He answered it and saw Yoshi's text message.
"Oh no! Yoshi's in trouble! What-a am I going to do?"
After arguing with himself, Mario decided it was best to...

A. save Yoshi now.
B. look for Luigi, Pikachu, and Kirby and then save Yoshi.
C. continue to look for the acid.

[Toomai]

...look for Luigi, Pikachu, and Kirby and then save Yoshi. First, he phoned Luigi.
"Hey bro, where you at?"
"I'm at the police-a station with Kirby."
"Can you meet me at-"
"Hang on, this Boo just walked in. He's telling the police that Wario stole this big jar of...well I don't know what it is, it seems like an acid or something."
"What? Wario sold him that acid!"
"Kirby just ate the Boo, he says it's the same Boo that caused the Dry Bones to all rise. His name is Boopunk."
"Is Pikachu there too? We need to save Yoshi."
"No, but we're coming. Kirby'll bring Boopunk too."
"Great-a. Meet me...

A. ...at the castle."
B. ...at the mansion."
C. ...at the you-know-where."

[shadowgoomba]

...at the castle. Wario didn't have-a the right to sell the acid to Boopunk. He stole it. Stole it-a from scum, but stole it-a nonetheless. He needs to-a give Boopunk a refund. It's-a the right thing to do," said Mario.
"Right!"
Luigi hung up and Mario set off to the castle. Fortunately, he hadn't gone far. Mario was on Kitchen Island, specifically Rice Beach. Wario had his castle at the base of Mt. Teapot. He was there in twenty minutes. He sat there, waiting.
Luigi, however, took longer. The Princess had agreed to pay for unlimited tickets for Mario and Luigi, but Kirby and Pikachu were another story. He approached the captain.
"Hey! No pets allowed!" he said.
"Chu!" Pikachu said angrily.
"You're being speciesist!" said Kirby.
"I don't make the rules. But Puffball, you can come. You're smart enough to speek in complete sentences."
Pikachu did all sorts of things to try and prove its intelligence, but nothing worked.
"Sorry Pikachu. I guess-a we wasted all that-a time looking for you," said Luigi.
"Pika..." said Pikachu, depressed as Luigi and Kirby walked on board.
"Hold it! I said he could come! I didn't say he could for free!" said the captain.
"For pizza's sake, this-a's important! Here!" said Luigi as he threw the captain five blue coins.
"Pleasure to have you, sir. All aboard that's going aboard!" said the captain as the boat started to leave. Luigi watched Pikachu get smaller and smaller.
The boat wasn't a speedboat by any means, and Kitchen Island wasn't the closest, either. But after a long three-hour trip (and seasickness from Luigi) they reached their destination.
"Thank-a you ever so much for going as-a fast as an Iron Cleft," said Luigi sarcastically.
"There's such a thing as a water speed limit, you know. Anyway, thank you for choosing Blooper Boats!" yelled the captain, who took off.
Luigi took a similar path that Mario took. He wasn't as fast as him, and he was farther away from the castle, so it took him fourty minutes to get there. Mario was waiting there, impatiently.
"Geez, bro, when I said-a come, I didn't mean-a in four hours! What were you doing, stopping for a latte?" said Mario.
"Slow ride. But the important thing is, I'm-a here," said Luigi.
"Speaking of which, where's-a Boopunk?" said Mario.
"Kirby ate-a him. Boos can't penetrate stomachs. Also, Pikachu couldn't come. No pets allowed," explained Luigi.
"I see. Oh well. Let's give Wario a peice of our mind!"
Luigi nodded and they burst through the front door.
"WARIO! Give this-a Boo a refund!" yelled Mario
Kirby spat out Boopunk, who...

A. caused mayhem.
B. escaped, after stealing a Boo's Crystal Ball.
C. possessed Kirby as revenge for being cooped up so long.

[Toomai]

...caused mayhem. He started bouncing around everywhere, throwing stuff, knocking over the suits of armour, and dispersing the chandelier.
Wario thudded down the stairs.
"What the heck's-a...hey!"
Boopunk grabbed Wario and stuffed him into a closet. He grabbed a large sack (probably full of gold) by the door and vanished.
Luigi shrugged. "Well, that was eventful."
"Forget-a him," said Mario. "We can find him later, or at least Wario will. For now we have to find Yoshi. To DK Isles!"
"There's a cannon on top of the building," said Kirby. "We can travel with it."
"Great," said Luigi.

A. "How do we get up to the roof?"
B. Kirby pulled out a Shock Spring Pad.
C. Mario went to the elevator.

[shadowgoomba]

Mario went to the elevator. Luigi followed him. Kirby used a Shock Spring Pad, because it wouldn't reach all the way and he could fly to make up the distance, unlike the Mario Bros. Also, the elevator was small, with only a capacity of two. Kirby flew up to the roof, and the Mario Bros. prepared to enter the cannon.
"Someone has to stay behind to aim the cannon and make sure Wario and Boopunk don't get into trouble. Kirby, it'll have to be you. Yoshi is our friend. This is a personal matter," said Mario.
Kirby was about to argue, but decided against it and reluctantly nodded. Mario and Luigi stuffed themselves in and Kirby entered the coordinates.
"3..." said Kirby.
Mario and Luigi pointed themselves forward.
"2..."
The Mario Bros. got ready.
"1..."
The brothers braced for impact.
"FIRE!"
They shot out of the cannon with blinding speed, flying over Kitchen Island and across the ocean. The opened up their parachutes at precisely the right time, and landed. However, Kirby's coordinates were slightly off. Instead of the planned target of Kremkroc Industries, they hit...

A. Chimp Caverns
B. Vine Valley
C. the Gangplank Galleon

[Toomai]

...Vine Valley. The tangling vines snared the parachutes, causing the Bros. to hang from the canopy.
"Uh...little help?" Luigi flailed around a little. Mario burnt the vines.
"Thanks, bro."
Mario pointed behind Luigi. "Look out!"

A. "It's-a Fuzzies!"
B. "It's-a K. Lumsy!"
C. "It's-a bomb!"

[Meta Black Yoshi]

..."It's-a Fuzzies!" The fuzzies chased Mario and Luigi around the forest and over a bridge. They ran until they were chased into a cave wich turned out to be...

A. a secret passage
B. a dead end
C. a cave

[shadowgoomba]

A dead end. The Fuzzies had them surrounded. Mario and Luigigi had no items and only one chance.
"There's-a only one thing to do!" said Mario as the Bros...
A. used Thunder Bros. to take them all out.
B. jumped on one to bounce out.
C. did a dance routine to confuse the Fuzzies.

[Toomai]

...used Thunder Bros. to take them all out. Simple and effective. The Bros. left the cave.
"Okedoke bro, where-a to now?" Luigi looked around, seeing no landmarks.
Mario was about to say something but closed his mouth. "I don't have a clue."
Something skinny flew into the ground beside Luigi's foot.

A. It was an arrow, with a note from Yoshi.
B. It was a Feather Dart.
C. It was a harpoon.

[shadowgoomba]

It was a harpoon. More specifically, K. Rool's harpoon. He bumbled towards the Mario Bros, wearing his Kaptain outfit.
"You! You're friends of that Diddiot that stole my factory! Come to have a nice brunch, perhaps? Not a chance. My harpoon may have missed, but I'll still kill you!" he yelled.
-Battle Start!-
"Fear me!" shouted K. Rool.
"No way! Come-a and get it!" shouted Mario.
Mario: 24/30 HP OK
Luigi: 27/35 HP OK
K. Rool: 51/60 HP OK
Mario used Firebrand!
K. Rool took 5 damage! K. Rool is burnt!
Luigi used Jump! K. Rool took 4 damage!
"Oh yeah! Well try this!"
K. Rool used Blunderbus Fire! Mario took 10 damage! K. Rool took 1 damage due to burn.
Mario: 14/30 HP OK
Luigi: 27/35 HP OK
K. Rool: 41/60 HP Burn
"C'mon, Bro!" shouted Mario.
Mario and Luigi used Fire Bros.! K. Rool took 10 Damage!
"My turn, Bro!"
Luigi and Mario used Bounce Bros.! K. Rool took 8 damage!
"Grrr! Now I'm mad!"
K. Rool used Spiked Shot! Luigi took 12 damage! Ground-based moves are disabled due to the mine! K. Rool took 1 damage due to burn.
Mario: 14/30 HP OK
Luigi: 15/35 HP OK
K. Rool: 22/60 HP Burn
"No Ground-a moves, eh? So no hammers or elements, and-a no Cyclone Bros. Okey-dokey," said Mario.
Mario and Luigi used Knockback Bros.! K. Rool took 9 damage!
Luigi and Mario used Thunder Bros. Advance! K. Rool took 8 Damage! Attack Down!
"Only one chance!"
K. Rool used Plasma Ball! Luigi is confused! K. Rool took 1 Damage due to burn. K. Rool is cured of the burn!
Mario: 14/30 HP OK
Luigi: 15/35 HP Confused
K. Rool: 4/60 HP Attack Down
Luigi is confused! It hurt Mario in its confusion! Mario took 5 Damage!
"Ouch! Go after-a him, not-a me!" said Mario.
"Sorry, Bro!" said Luigi.
Mario used jump! K. Rool took 5 damage! K. Rool is defeated! Mario gained 576 Exp. points!
Luigi gained 576 Exp. points!
Luigi grew to Level 30!
Luigi is trying to learn Green Missile. But Luigi can't learn more than four moves! Forget another move in order to learn Green Missile?
Yes.
Which move?
Tickle.
Forget Tickle in order to learn Green Missile?
Yes.
Luigi forgot Tickle and learned Green Missile!"
-Battle End-
"It's not so easy, being a king, you know," said K. Rool.
Mario then...
A. took sympathy and brought K. Rool with him.
B. Set out alone with Luigi and left K. Rool there.
C. Phoned Yoshi.

[Toomai]

*Shadowgoomba doubleposted because Wii messages are limited. Toomai has merged the posts together.*

...phoned Yoshi.
"Shh! The room's surrounded."
Mario's eyebrows went up. "Surrounded?"
"Yeh. I'm workin' on a Coke 'n' Mentos bomb to stun the security. They're getting restless, though."
"What-a exactly is-a going on?"
"Diddy's messed up in the head, said something about being fed up with second banana. He's taken over Kremroc Industries, dunno why."
Luigi initiated three-way calling. "Kirby and Pikachu aren't with us, they had to stay behind."
"That's 'K. Kirby phoned me with the plan you and him made up. In about ten minutes Pikachu will be causing a racket in the Packing Plant."
"Ok. We're on our way!" The Bros. hung up.

A. Luigi beamed in the Green Fire.
B. Mario called in the Red Fire.
C. Kirby zoomed in on a Tri-Star.