Post by Clive Koopa on Mar 23, 2007 16:58:04 GMT -5
This was my first attempt at fan fiction, originally posted at FanFiction.net.
It was 10 o clock at night and everyone in Peach’s castle was asleep, everyone except Peach that is. She logged onto her IM account and in Castle Koopa, Bowser was also online waiting for Peach to log on. Bowser selected Peach on his contacts and began to type in her IM window.
Bowser, Hey Peach, I’ve been waiting for you to come online
Peach: Hi honey, had to make sure everyone was asleep. How are you?
Bowser: I’m great and you?
Peach: I’m fine thanks, so what’s been going on today in Castle Koopa?
Bowser: Well, Ludwig has been working on some device, which he says will be able to read people’s thoughts.
Peach: That sounds good, I would love to read a specific someone’s thoughts about me. I think he’s getting ready to propose to me. I am getting worried in case he does. Its you I love, not him. What if he does propose, what do I say?
Bowser: Hmm.., good question. I am presuming the specific someone you are talking about is Mario. Well if he does indeed propose, you could lie and say yes but we’ll have to think of something to make sure the marriage never takes place.
Peach: If it does happen, how about on the wedding day itself, you get some of your troops to come and capture me right in the middle of the service or you could do it yourself.
Bowser: Good idea, but then we'll need to make sure that the marriage process doesn't happen again in the future.
Peach: Mario needs to be ridded of, his attitude stinks. I'm not marrying that plumb-scum, I would rather have someone cool, someone I can rely on like you.
Bowser: Thanks, I think I can handle the Mario situation. I'll get some of my troops to sort him out once and for all.
Peach: Good, besides the only way I get to see you is when you “kidnap” me. The Mushroom Kingdom’s Constitution states that every Mushroom citizen shouldn’t talk to Koopas and all Koopas are evil, blah blah blah. But we both know that isn’t true. If I had my way, I would re-write the whole constitution. I hate having to stage kidnappings with you all the time just so we can be together. It drives me mad.
Bowser: I feel the same way, I hate having to act evil all the time in front of Mario’s presence and doing all that “Bwa ha ha” crap. If only all those Toads knew the truth..
Peach: Too right, the truth should have been known over 600 years ago when King Matthew and his army murdered over a thousand innocent Koopas but the lies that it was the other way round still stand today and the Toads still believe that you and your empire are evil. It makes me ashamed to be the Mushroom Kingdom’s ruler when I think about it.
Bowser: The Koopas here are sick to death of being shunned by Toads everywhere whenever one of us passes into Mushroom territory.
Peach: That’s such a shame. Luigi and a few Toads are the only ones who believe me when I tell them the truth. Mario and my father refuses to believe the truth. Look, I have to go now. How about you kidnap me tomorrow or within the next few days and we can talk more.
Bowser: Okay, see ya. It was nice chatting with you
Peach: You too, See ya hun xxx
Peach and Bowser both log off and go to bed.
It was 10 o clock at night and everyone in Peach’s castle was asleep, everyone except Peach that is. She logged onto her IM account and in Castle Koopa, Bowser was also online waiting for Peach to log on. Bowser selected Peach on his contacts and began to type in her IM window.
Bowser, Hey Peach, I’ve been waiting for you to come online
Peach: Hi honey, had to make sure everyone was asleep. How are you?
Bowser: I’m great and you?
Peach: I’m fine thanks, so what’s been going on today in Castle Koopa?
Bowser: Well, Ludwig has been working on some device, which he says will be able to read people’s thoughts.
Peach: That sounds good, I would love to read a specific someone’s thoughts about me. I think he’s getting ready to propose to me. I am getting worried in case he does. Its you I love, not him. What if he does propose, what do I say?
Bowser: Hmm.., good question. I am presuming the specific someone you are talking about is Mario. Well if he does indeed propose, you could lie and say yes but we’ll have to think of something to make sure the marriage never takes place.
Peach: If it does happen, how about on the wedding day itself, you get some of your troops to come and capture me right in the middle of the service or you could do it yourself.
Bowser: Good idea, but then we'll need to make sure that the marriage process doesn't happen again in the future.
Peach: Mario needs to be ridded of, his attitude stinks. I'm not marrying that plumb-scum, I would rather have someone cool, someone I can rely on like you.
Bowser: Thanks, I think I can handle the Mario situation. I'll get some of my troops to sort him out once and for all.
Peach: Good, besides the only way I get to see you is when you “kidnap” me. The Mushroom Kingdom’s Constitution states that every Mushroom citizen shouldn’t talk to Koopas and all Koopas are evil, blah blah blah. But we both know that isn’t true. If I had my way, I would re-write the whole constitution. I hate having to stage kidnappings with you all the time just so we can be together. It drives me mad.
Bowser: I feel the same way, I hate having to act evil all the time in front of Mario’s presence and doing all that “Bwa ha ha” crap. If only all those Toads knew the truth..
Peach: Too right, the truth should have been known over 600 years ago when King Matthew and his army murdered over a thousand innocent Koopas but the lies that it was the other way round still stand today and the Toads still believe that you and your empire are evil. It makes me ashamed to be the Mushroom Kingdom’s ruler when I think about it.
Bowser: The Koopas here are sick to death of being shunned by Toads everywhere whenever one of us passes into Mushroom territory.
Peach: That’s such a shame. Luigi and a few Toads are the only ones who believe me when I tell them the truth. Mario and my father refuses to believe the truth. Look, I have to go now. How about you kidnap me tomorrow or within the next few days and we can talk more.
Bowser: Okay, see ya. It was nice chatting with you
Peach: You too, See ya hun xxx
Peach and Bowser both log off and go to bed.
