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Post by kingkoopa on Nov 10, 2010 22:53:16 GMT -5
Me: mumbles *you think he would notice the crutches when they tape them to his body*
MB: What was that.
KK: Um nothing! I was just thinkin about... HOW EPIC MUMBO JUMBO IS
KK: *Begins to play the fiddle for absolutely no reason*
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Post by Le Mario Bro on Nov 10, 2010 22:59:36 GMT -5
*starts dosey-doin'* PLAY THAT FIDDLE! PLAY THAT FIDDLE! I COULD GO FOR A MCGRIDDLE!  |
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Post by kingkoopa on Nov 11, 2010 16:39:53 GMT -5
*mariobro's singing opens up a portal to Snake's Hideout*
Oh HEY we finally found where Snake is!
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Post by SMBBQ on Nov 11, 2010 17:01:54 GMT -5
-walks out of the portal to Snake's lair, licking an ice cream cone-
"There you guys are! After I went to get that pizza, I got bored and decided to find Snake's Lair. He has a whole freezer-full of ice cream!"
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Post by Le Mario Bro on Nov 11, 2010 18:46:57 GMT -5
Me: Idea! *points dramatically* Smbbq, you will go back into the portal with KK and interrogate Snake.
KK: What'll you and EpicGyllyn do?
Me: We'll head down to the Circus and see if we can get some info from someone over there.
Smbbq: Got it! *grabs KK by the arm* GERONIMO!! *jumps into portal, which disappears behind them*
Gylls: *to me* ...You just want to go to the Circus 'cause it's the Circus...
Me: And for Cotton Candy. Now let's go!
Gylls: Right!
*both of us try to run out, but I smack into the wall*
Gylls: *runs back in and sees me* Dude, come on! *peels me off and runs back out*
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Post by SMBBQ on Nov 11, 2010 19:31:06 GMT -5
-while falling- Me: HEY, DOESN'T THIS REMIND YOU OF THAT SCENE IN THAT ZELDA GAME WHERE LINK FALLS DOWN A HOLE AND LANDS IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION?  ?!!!!!! KK: YEAH, IT DOES!!!! -hours later- Me: I WONDER WHEN WE'LL LAND? WAIT, THERE'S THE GROU- *CRASH* KK: ...I...need...an...advil... |
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Post by Le Mario Bro on Nov 11, 2010 21:23:46 GMT -5
*random portal moment*
Me: Did someone say anvil?! Here yah go, small fry! *drops anvil*
KK: NO! WAIT!!! *CLANG* Ow...
Me: Okayluvyahbuhbye. *portal disappears*
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Post by SMBBQ on Nov 11, 2010 21:39:40 GMT -5
Me: Uhh, KK? You're not moving... Ah well, you'll be alright!
KK: ...
Me: Okay, let's find our way out of here. Wait, where are we?
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Post by kingkoopa on Nov 11, 2010 22:07:05 GMT -5
Me: Where's the leak ma'am
smbbq: ... Its better to quote Spongebob than to not be breathing
Me: Any last words doodle! Eeegaumplalalagaga!
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Post by Le Mario Bro on Nov 11, 2010 22:23:23 GMT -5
.:MEANWHILE:.
*Gylls and I arrive at the Circus grounds*
Gylls: Okay, we're only here to get some info on the explosion downtown, we have no time to-- Where'd he go? *sees me at the Cotton Candy stand* Rrrgh... *runs over*
Vendor: *to me* I told you five times already, we don't sell Cotton Candy in 5 pound burlap sacks!
Me: You're just racist to the handicapped is what it is!
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Post by kingkoopa on Nov 12, 2010 18:38:09 GMT -5
Me: *Comes to* Ugh where are we. OH WAIT NOW I REMEMBER. We are inside Snake's Base aren't we. LETS GO RANSACK THE PLACE!
smbbq: Um.. I don't think that it is a good idea to open the door in a place filled with...
*door explodes while you see me covered in soot*
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Post by Le Mario Bro on Nov 12, 2010 22:52:29 GMT -5
.:BACK AT THE CIRCUS GROUNDS:.
*Lights dimmed, spotlight on center ring*
Gylls: *passing by people in audience* 'Scuse me. Pardon me. Sorry. Gotta get over there. Sorry.
Me: *following Gylls with several sticks of Cotton Candy, popcorn bags, and a footlong hotdog* Yeah, what he said. *shoves way through*
Both: *sits down*
Gylls: Okay, we'll watch one show, then we'll ask the Ring Leader if he has any info on him.
Me: *mouth full* Gohdcha. *gulps* Popcorn?
Gylls: *waves it away* No thanks.
*show starts*
[WHOOPS NO FUNNY]
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Post by EpicGyllynn on Nov 20, 2010 20:24:45 GMT -5
*30 Minutes Into Show*
Me:God, this is boring! I thought we were seeing Cirque Du Soleil!
*Looks at MarioBro*
Me:Gimme that Popcorn!
MarioBro:*Speaking with Full Mouth*
I OVVERD JU SUM! GIT UR OWN!
Me:*Pulls out Golden Gun*
Now you're gonna do EXACTLY what I say! Hand over the Popcorn!
MarioBro:NEVER!!!
*Sprints Out of Carnival Screaming Nonsense*
Me:Jeez, it was only a Water Gun. Can't you take a GoldenEye reference?
MarioBro:*Attacks Ring-leader and begins Foaming-at-the-Mouth*
SCHLAPANOODLESHLINGSHLONG!!!
Me:*Forges a Crucifix out of Super Mario 25th Anniversary Wii Remote Plus' & Proceeds to Exorcise MarioBro*
So... How was the Popcorn?
MarioBro:Pretty good...
MarioBro & I in Unison:TO THE FLAB-MOBILE!
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Post by kingkoopa on Nov 20, 2010 23:01:18 GMT -5
Me: Hey guys nice flab mobile
Mariobro: Wait how did you get here
Me: You know how every time someone posts the focus point changes.
Epicgyllyn: Yeah... why?
Me: I just jumped out of the computer and then came back in after you posted. SIMPLE.
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Post by Le Mario Bro on Nov 21, 2010 21:32:14 GMT -5
Me: That makes sense. However, you have no place in our sub-plot. Buhbye. *snaps fingers* KK: *disappears in puff of smoke* Gylls:  Remind me to ask you how you did that... Me: No time! To the Construction site! *jumps in driver's seat* Gylls: *in shotgun* What for? Me: To see of there was any scheduled demolitions going on. *snaps on seatbelt* Gylls: What happened to pumping the Ringleader for info? Me: Yeah... After I ripped off his scalp, I don't think he'd be happy to see me... Gylls: You ripped off his SCALP?!?! Me: ...I kinda wanted his top hat and... Yeah... Gylls: |
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Post by kingkoopa on Nov 22, 2010 19:11:05 GMT -5
*returns to own subplot*
So what was I doing here again?? OH RIGHT! This is an RPG. If I didn't remember what I was doing before I can just create another sub-plot. *creates subplot and is suddenly thrown into the middle of a giant arena* No.. arenas are kind of overused *changes again and lands on Yoshi'd Island* Of course! If anyone should know about giant mushroo cloud explosions it would be these guys!... Not really
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Post by Le Mario Bro on Nov 22, 2010 19:52:59 GMT -5
.:2 MILES AWAY FROM DESTINATION:. Gylls: *hunched over* I think I know why this thing's called the Flab-Mobile... Me: *driving* Oh? Why's that? Gylls: *yanks out full-sized Turkey Dinner* 'Cause I found this in the glove compartment... Me: I call Drumsticks! |
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Post by kingkoopa on Nov 22, 2010 22:12:40 GMT -5
*opens a plot hole, steals a drumstick and then goes back through the plothole to where I was before.*
So.. right Yoshis. So... do any of you guys speak English?
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Translation: No
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Post by Le Mario Bro on Nov 22, 2010 22:35:06 GMT -5
Me: Why yes, I am reading this and would very much like some hot chocolate!
Gylls: ...Who're you talking to?
Me: ...Dunno. Just felt like saying it out loud.
Gylls: Either way, I think we're here.
Me: YAYZ! MarioBro squad... AWA--! *falls flat on face*
Gylls: ...Remember the crutches...
Me: Muffup.... (Shut up...)
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Post by kingkoopa on Nov 23, 2010 21:24:26 GMT -5
Hm no English? Guess I will have to look somewhere else. *walks 2 steps forward and runs into Snake.*
Me: Um would you by chance know about any wierd explosions that happened in the last few hours?
Snake: HES ONTO US COLONEL! OTACON OTACON OTACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! *Snake runs away*
Me: well I guess I'd better follow him. *jumps on a Yoshi yelling GIDDIAP*
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